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People who play Aatrox listen to metal which meens their brains are to small to not be killed by you
Ahri
Ahri is a sexy woman so don't let her distract you Other then that it's a fine mathup
Akali
Akali can be invisible in a fight and I don't know if that stops turrets from working but if it does thats no good
Anivia
Anivia is a bird
Annie
Definitely a mathcuo you want teleport with so you can teelport to safely to base if she stuns you
Aurelion Sol
This champion is bad
Azir
He can hit you without getting hit by your turets >:(
Brand
Don't get hit by a q and walk away from everyine when he ults also take ignite so you can mathc his burn damage with your own >:3
Cassiopeia
Snakes are scary
Camille
When she walks up to you walk away so she can't put you in the cage thing
Cho'Gath
He gets pretty big 0_0 but don't worry because you can hit him with all your rockets that way
Corki
Strongest chapion in the game
Darius
Darius is bullshit
Ekko
Ekko can beat you in roaming and does lots of burst damage with no punishment with his ult and can push in super fast even with your trueets around and if he takes teleport then he can push in with littel punishment but despite all that he's just a kid from Zaun so what is he gonna do he's probably a fucking idiot
Evelynn
You'll rarely if ever lane against Eve but if you do be careful because she is also very sexy and purple
Diana
Look at her forehead lol she looks silly XD
Fiddlesticks
PRETTY spooky but nothing to worry about because he's made of sand
Dr. Mundo
Mundo players have the same intelligence as the champion they play so just walk under tower and it'll just kill them probably
Fiora
She has pink hair????? LOL Dum SJW Fmeinist much!! XD
Fizz
He jumps over my turrets and hits me thats dumb but he's the only yordle who is a fhis so i'll let it slide
Galio
I havent seen him in a long time so he probably sucks right now but be careful if he doesn't
Gangplank
The Major category is reserved for PIRATES ONLY yar har me mateys
Garen
Garen is just a guy he dies from rockets duh
Gnar
Cute turns BIG XP just dodge all of his skillshots and hit all yours and he's free
Graves
Graves can bilind you but not your turrets hehe >:P
Heimerdinger
Hopefully he doesn't know the seceret korena tech that yuou are using >:3
Illaoi
Coolest accent in League
Irelia
This champion just moves around I think idk I don't ever want to play against this shit
Jax
Literally has 8 fingers how good can he be???
Jayce
Jayce is the king of Hextechia or whatever so he can tell Heimerdinger what to do so he can tell Heimerdinger to lose lane and he has to so he's basically a perma ban
Karma
Heimer Karma sounds like a really interesting lane lets hope they play this in LCS
Karthus
Karthus's passive is wasted because he's gonna die and you're gonna be MILES away but also he's really good don't let him to close
Kassadin
Usually scales really well but this build makes Herimer scale better so he's useless get outplayed kid
Katarina
dumb
Kayle
See Kassadin
Kennen
I have know clue what this champion does lol
Kled
This is one goofy fella
Kog'Maw
See Karthus except cancel the second part
LeBlanc
Is this even an actual champion or a strawman that riot uses to instill fear in us
Lissandra
[Guitar Solo (original version only)]
Miss Fortune
Smexy lady watch OUT
Malzahar
His little goons can mess with your thingies but i think it's good
Pyke
Heimer anti-hook tech: stand behind tuwwets and the hook will bwing them to the hook thwower so they get hit by the tuwwets
Neeko
Neeko players have enormous brains
Orianna
Heimer literally makes robots for a living easy win
Pantheon
His e lets him not get hit by turrets. Is this his shield or his sick abs? owo
Qiyana
Her hips don't lie, so you can trust them
Ryze
Hes bald af
Swain
Imagine if he was a prostate examining doctor that would be bad omg
Sylas
People say Sylas is daddy and that makes me sad when I see that
Syndra
Syndra has a reall cool aht
Talon
ß
Taliyah
This is the story of a girl
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world
And while she looks so sad in photographs
I absolutely love her
When she smiles
Teemo
Creemo can't do the things he wants to do against Heimer just clear his mushrooms by walking over them when you see them
Twisted Fate
Everyone says my matches are coin flips and TF apparently is a cheater so report him for cheating and move on
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