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Shen Bapiro - The Protector of WAP (In-Depth Guide)

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Runes: Supporting Your Wife

Resolve

Guardian

Shield Bash

Second Wind

Revitalize

Domination

Cheap Shot

Ultimate Hunter

Bonus:

+8 Ability Haste
+9 Adaptive (5.4 AD or 9 AP)
+6 Armor

Spells:

1 2

Standard

Flash

Ignite

Items

Starting Items

First Back

Mythic + Core

Full Build Example

Situational

Against HAP (heavy ap)

Against Liberal Tears (heavy ad)

Ability Order

Shen Passive Ability

Threats & Synergies

Threats

Synergies

Extreme Major Even Minor Tiny

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None Low Ok Strong Ideal

Extreme Threats

Ideal Synergies

Nami

Extreme

Okay. Now this is where it gets tricky. Let’s say, hypothetically, Nami has the ability to freely control and manipulate water. Now let’s say, for the sake of the argument, she attempts to use her ranged water bubble and slow on your adc to catch them out and poke them. Would you not agree that this is a major threat to your adc’s p-word and by extension you? Protect your adc’s dry p-word from becoming wet AT ALL COSTS.

Akali

Ideal

While not on the same level as your wife, (who is a doctor by the way), Akali is a nurse, and as such, has very good synergy with you. Because of her credentials, she is able to diagnose potentially wetted p-words from developing bacterial vaginosis, yeast infection, or trichomoniasis across the map with her roams. Your ult can provide further help by solidifying her ganks should things get hairy, or in the worst situations, wet.

Synergies

Ideal Strong Ok Low None

Akali

Ideal

Introduction

Shen Bapiro, the Liberal Destroyer
By becoming one with the , you will shed your frail shell of mortality, and transcend into a higher being that is capable of destroying the toughest of left-wingers, while simultaneously raising your IQ by at least 5 points. The resulting metamorphosis will bless unto you a brain capacity that stands within the top 0.01% of all living beings, giving you the ability to understand jokes even in the most sophisticated of shows like Rick and Morty and The Big Bang Theory.

After this guide, there will be no more WAP in this house. You can be sure that the only p-words the enemy will be seeing when they attempt to catch out your team, is DAP (Dry *** P-words).

Pros / Cons

PROS

+ Global presence with R
+ Good engage and strong AOE CC with
+ Good sustain especially when is used well
+ Strong peel for carries with and
+ Allows aggressive early plays from teammates with R
+ Energy champion = Never run out of mana

CONS

- 0 ranged abilities
- probably voted for Ted Cruz
- Abilities cost a lot of energy
- Longest R cooldown in the game before runes + items
- Early game cooldown on W and E are abysmal
- For Gods sake Carol I just want to see the kids

Abilities

PASSIVE
ABILITY

FOCUS (Passive): Because you are the one and only Shen Bapiro, you always bring tissues with you at all times to ensure any potential wet messes can be cleaned up on demand. Due to this meticulous and careful planning, every 10 seconds, any ability you use produces an anti-moisture shield around yourself so that splashes will be absorbed instantly. Truly, only the Egyptian mummies can rival such a shriveled state of being (Shield scales per level and with max HP).

Twilight Assault (Q): Now, let’s say, your enemy has been a bad girl. Let’s say, hypothetically, they’ve been a naughty girl even. Okay, and if the enemy has been a naughty girl, then they would also have been your dirty little poke sl*t right? Then hypothetically speaking, they would be your little Q sl*t. Now, let’s say you’re also Daddy’s girl. Now that we’ve established that the enemy laner has been both a bad girl and daddy’s girl, I believe you’d agree with me when I say that they deserve a spanking. Am I not correct? A bad girl deserves a spanking, and as you are daddy, they are your girl, so you are the one who must provide punishment.

Spirit's Refuge (W): You employ a zone that deflects liberal tearsfrom adcs that do not side you on the political spectrum like it’s nobodies business, nullifying them completely. This ability should only be used when the libtards begin get violent because of how hard they are losing the argument and not when they throw a stray insult here and there (poke), lest they bait you into debating you in more advantageous conditions such as when reinforcmeents arrive to really mess you up bad. When Used correctly, your facts and logic should completely rekt the angry libtards and leave their emotional wellbeing in shambles. Because facts don’t care about your feelings.

Spirit's Refuge (E): Debate. This skill is one of the strongest abilities in Shen Bapiro's repertoire. Simplly by speaking to the enemy team, you are able to completely dominate in the ensuing conversation and own the libtards in debate, provoking them into attacking you blindly. Damage scales with 15% of your bonus HP.

Spirit's Refuge (R): The ultimate protector of p-words, you will be trying your damned hardest to stack as much cooldown reduction as humanly possible so that you can protect your wives against any adversaries they would encounter when they go on a 'business trip' every other weekend.

Skill Order

#1.
Stand United
6 / 11 / 16
#2.
Shadow Dash
1 / 3 / 5 / 7 / 9
#3.
Twilight Assault
2 / 8 / 10 / 12 / 13
#4.
Spirit's Refuge
4 / 14 / 15 / 17 / 18

> > >

The reason we max E first is because as Shen Bapiro, you must become a master at taunting your enemies into as many fights they know they cannot win as possible. In order to do this, you must upgrade your own debate skills so that you can deliver epic zingers and insane comebacks that really dig deep into the enemies psyche more often. In addition, leveling up your debate skill will allow you to deal more emotional damage for every undisputable fact you your enemies with.

Besides leveling our R whenever possible at 6, 11, and 16, we level up Q after E to further cripple the enemy while they are down and finish off the enemy with maxing W , so that when the enemy is on their last legs, lying on the pavement completely broken and beaten, their desperate last attempts at attacking you falls on death ears.

It’s been 6 months

Rune In-Depth Explanation

Guardian

✦
Guardian allows for bigger shields on ults and is great by itself for when you need to save allies that stray from the almighty far-right (or get poked) during lane.

Revitalize

✦
When you shield someone, you mean business. Ain't no one breaking your shield when you take revitalize. Much like a laugh track in a dark comedy (and your ult), it only gets stronger when someone is about to die.

Ultimate Hunter

✦
Always take Ultimate Hunter (UH). You want to protect your wives as often as possible and UH should stack up quite fast since you will be ulting into fights to own the libtards.

Less important runes
is a good choice if you want some extra unblockable mental damage every time you go in to debate enemies and will always be up when you're ready to spit some fire bars.
activates whenever you are shielded from your passive and combines well with cheap shot for some extra damage. It helps that this rune makes you a little bit tankier while active so you can outlast even the saltiest of radical feminists. Carol please come back
helps you recuperate some of your missing and flat health whenever you take damage from poke. The consistent healing this rune provides will help you stay healthy enough to provide punishment to those naughty little vixens. I miss you so much

Situational Item Choices

Redemption

Mikael's Blessing

In most cases, you will take Redemption to have even more map presence and show those cute little liberals you are single and ready to mingle. Redemption is great because not only does it give you ability haste and health, it makes all of your shields and heals 20% stronger. This means ults will be up more often and stronger.

However, sometimes certain heavily make up'd individuals and team compositions will prove to be a little too much for your debating endeavors. In these cases, take Mikhael's Blessing to unafk yourself or your carries while healing them with the holy power of יהדות אורתודוקסית.

Randuin's Omen

Thornmail

When you are having trouble with ad heavy teams and don't mind having to manage an extra active item in your build, Randuin's Omen is great for dealing with those pesky little rascals that run away when you try to start up a productive conversation.

In situations where people on your team are completely allergic to building grievious wounds against a fed or other cancerous healing champions, taking a Thornmail may just ironically relieve you of a thorn on the side of your back in a weird twist of fate.

-OR-

-OR-

Ionian Boots of Lucidity > ABILITY HASTE
This is the goto boot choice for all your cooldown reduction needs.You will be able to more often with allies while also having your and up sooner than the enemy so you can make those sick flash + plays.

Mercury Treads > At least give me back Max
Some games are just downright terrible; you get caught out by heavy CC or the fed enemy Teemo is shooting you faster than a jaded cop at an Antifa rally. In these situations, before you permanently hang up your epic gamer $45USD K/DA ALL OUT Reversible Bucket Hat, take off your 200$ Yellow-tinted Gunnar MOBA Razer Edition gaming glasses, and shake off your Official Riot merch Red Minion Slippers in frustration,take a step back and buy yourself a pair of Mercury Treads instead. Slip these badboys on and it's bye bye CC and hello GG.
^{I am not officially endorsed by ©Riot Games or ©Gunnar Gaming Glasses. Please don't sue me}

Plated Steelcaps > ARMOUR
When the weeping of your enemies manifests in physical form and is weaponized against you in the form of teary-eyed auto-attacks, take Plated Steelcaps to reject their feeble attempts at administering punishment unto you. Remember, as Shen Bapiro, only YOU get to provide the punishment.

FAQ

Is this build even Meta?

A: Meta is a social construct, much like a debate, it can shift at any moment with a good rebuttal or solid explanation.

Are you trying to Send a political message?

A: Nope. Not at all. This guide was made was purely for fun. This guide in no way reflects my political views nor should anyone take the commentary seriously. I just thought it would be funny to inject some memes into my guide since I am a fan of Ben Shapiro memes. Please do not take offense to any of these jokes.

This guide sucks and you suck. Why did you even make this?

A: You're probably right but that doesn't mean you had to be mean about it I'm gonna cry now ;(.

What did I do to deserve this unending suffering?

A: ...

Carol if you see this at least call me please. I just want to talk I swear

just give me 5 minutes that's all I ask
this is my last chance I'm being evicted in 2 weeks and I don't think the stimulus is going to make it