Views: 1193 ERBOLOL: Kassadin Versus Malzahar #5
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In request of CKawaii.
Dr. Mundo: Epic Rap Battle of League of Legends!!! Kassadin! Versus! Mahlzahaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr!!! Begin!
Kassadin: Void Prince? Ha now that's a laugh, maybe you should just build your Dorans rings and me my Voidstaff. What's funny is, that I'm your counter; I jump around the map all day, "Why no ss?" your teammates say, yet you only got flash, okay? In The Void, there can only be one, and that's gonna be me with my Voidgun! We're both here, like Luke and Vader, except that this Vader is a Malzahar hater!! Now see here I'm kind of confused, you think you're the better mid? Oh but your ult is used! Go back to the platform or you die, because I'm a boss at tower-diving F.Y.I !
Malzahar: The Void Prince yes that's me and you will bow, to the ultimate nuke king; All the tanks say wow! You have a built in silence and that's very cool, but I silence multiple people, so shush now, you feel that fool? Begone from mid, I don't need you here, my teammates have warded; just telling you dear. If you feel like coming back to mid, my ult will be ready, I'll channel it to your head, Nice. and. Steady!
Kassadin: Silence! How dare you speak! I'll be riftwalking your hind all week! Your Q silence is a skillful beam, but I prefer to land every silence, for me and my team! This battle was over before it begun, because I have built-in Magic Resist son! Use your spells, use them all, you'll make my Void Stone happy most of all. If you feel tired and always recall, I guess it means "gg, surrender ya'll" Because midlane is mine, it's the shortest, the most divine; Just wait til late-game, then all your AP carries will be mine!
Malzahar: Listen up cause I'm only gunna say this once, you get banned in ranked you ignorant dunce! Oh I'll use my spells and use them all, I'll unleash the combo the tanks know as "champ recall" and that's because it burns through and under a tower, my ult annihilates you! Now I say again, get off mid, because I'm a mage who won't feed; on the contrary, I'll make you my steed! Sit back and watch you bleed, drink some of gragas' mead. Watch you go down into LOL history!
Dr. Mundo: Who won? Whos Next? You Decide! Epic Rap Battle of League of Legends!!!
Thank you to both CKawaii and The LZ
Dr. Mundo: Epic Rap Battle of League of Legends!!! Kassadin! Versus! Mahlzahaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr!!! Begin!
Kassadin: Void Prince? Ha now that's a laugh, maybe you should just build your Dorans rings and me my Voidstaff. What's funny is, that I'm your counter; I jump around the map all day, "Why no ss?" your teammates say, yet you only got flash, okay? In The Void, there can only be one, and that's gonna be me with my Voidgun! We're both here, like Luke and Vader, except that this Vader is a Malzahar hater!! Now see here I'm kind of confused, you think you're the better mid? Oh but your ult is used! Go back to the platform or you die, because I'm a boss at tower-diving F.Y.I !
Malzahar: The Void Prince yes that's me and you will bow, to the ultimate nuke king; All the tanks say wow! You have a built in silence and that's very cool, but I silence multiple people, so shush now, you feel that fool? Begone from mid, I don't need you here, my teammates have warded; just telling you dear. If you feel like coming back to mid, my ult will be ready, I'll channel it to your head, Nice. and. Steady!
Kassadin: Silence! How dare you speak! I'll be riftwalking your hind all week! Your Q silence is a skillful beam, but I prefer to land every silence, for me and my team! This battle was over before it begun, because I have built-in Magic Resist son! Use your spells, use them all, you'll make my Void Stone happy most of all. If you feel tired and always recall, I guess it means "gg, surrender ya'll" Because midlane is mine, it's the shortest, the most divine; Just wait til late-game, then all your AP carries will be mine!
Malzahar: Listen up cause I'm only gunna say this once, you get banned in ranked you ignorant dunce! Oh I'll use my spells and use them all, I'll unleash the combo the tanks know as "champ recall" and that's because it burns through and under a tower, my ult annihilates you! Now I say again, get off mid, because I'm a mage who won't feed; on the contrary, I'll make you my steed! Sit back and watch you bleed, drink some of gragas' mead. Watch you go down into LOL history!
Dr. Mundo: Who won? Whos Next? You Decide! Epic Rap Battle of League of Legends!!!
Thank you to both CKawaii and The LZ
and can help you put up the beats/music to go with these AWESOME lyrics.
I've seen some good ones from the LoL cypher on YouTube. (:
These Epic Rap Battles have some pretty good chance of appearing on Youtube soonish!!!!! <3
Thank you i coulnt get ahold of The LZ due to some internet issues im not sure so Ckawaii, did this one for me, not bad huh?
Oops!! I think there's been some misunderstanding :P
I'm a good friend of The LZ, so I was there he edited the Epic Rap Battle.
Hence I had a copy of his re-editing work! And when he couldn't get online, he asked for my help to send a copy of the ERB to Mintleaves so you didn't have to wait forever.
All editing credit goes to The LZ & Mintleaves for a job well done <3 (: I'm just the happy messenger who made the request :D
I totally agree with you Hateryx!!!! I've been dreaming of a sibling rivalry ERB!!!
This time,
I guess the Master of the Void had to bow to the Void Walker in the end ;)
For giving me there a laugh, here's a +rep for you. This is my favorite battle so far. I'll look forward on the future battles.
EDIT: The verdict. Kassadin owned it :D
The Killing Blow:
It's so true :lol: