I post stuff's quest for epic rank: Ranked srs...

[quote=I post stuff][h1][color=#800080][b]Hai![/b][/color][/h1] Welcome to my ranked thread. Be warned, much huehue is contained within it. [b][color=#ff0000]Why?[/color][/b] Because soloQ isn't fun. :3 Ranked is the new soloQ imo, and the actual soloQ is for messing around in a very anti-fun way. [b][color=#ff0000]Ze Goal[/color][/b] To climb as high as possible playing mostly jungle. [FONT=Comic Sans MS][b][color=#00ff00]Heroes I play[/color][/b][/FONT] What's wrong? Did I write something bad? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Jungle: [[poppy]][[nasus]][[tryndamere]][[nautilus]][[rammus]][[skarner]][[warwick]][[xin zhao]][[udyr]] etc. - If it can jungle, I'll jungle it eventually. Top Lane: [[tryndamere]][[singed]][[dr. mundo]] Support: [[poppy]][[taric]][[fiddlesticks]][[soraka]][[nautilus]] Marksmen: [[twitch]][[vayne]][[tristana]][[sivir]] Mid Lane: nope.avi [h1][color=#00ffff]GAME #UNO[/color][/h1] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/MTo4BVC.jpg?1[/IMG] Meh, nothing much to say about this one; [[fizz]] carried me to victory. Yay for the sea frog! [color=#00ff00][b]Things I did right:[/b][/color] I made the right choice making [[fizz]] my anchor in this match. I tried to protect him as much as possible. Made sure to interrupt [[Nunu]] ult, slow [[nasus]] and stun-lock [[ezreal]]. [color=#ff0000][b]Things I did wrong:[/b][/color]I totally lived up to my summoner name this match. Was unfocused as heck, missed some hooks, didn't counter gank and... fell asleep at Baron letting them steal it. The latter didn't happen in ages. Feels batman. [color=#808080][b]Final thoughts:[/b][/color] More focus, less lazy play. I decided not to play when tired or when I'm in a bad mood. [h1][color=#00ffff]GAME #2[/color][/h1] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ezLjqtV.jpg?1[/IMG] This match was a complete stomp. Everyone in my team played well, especially [[kassadin]] and [[pantheon]]. I picked [[nasus]] because [[wither]] is strong vs [[vayne]] and [[aatrox]]. We invaded them, [[tristana]] got FB, won bot. I tried to apply as much pressure as possible on [[kha zix]] to help [[kassadin]] snowball, and he did! Gave [[pantheon]] a kill, thanks to which he snowballed as well. We won after the enemy team decided to 5-man push bot for some reason, thus allowing us to take free baron. [color=#00ff00][b]Things I did right:[/b][/color] Gave kills to [[kassadin]] and [[panth]]. Predicted where [[nunu]] would go correctly, which allowed my team to pick up a bunch of kills. Helped take down mid and top towers asap. [color=#ff0000][b]Things I did wrong:[/b][/color] Meh, can't say I fucked up in any way this match. I did let [[nunu]] steal a few of my buffs though. [color=#808080][b]Final thoughts:[/b][/color] I still suffer from "lazy playstyle". I know when my stuff will respawn, I can predict where enemy jungler will be etc. but I'm not using this knowledge to my advantage as much as I should. It's a bit hard to explain; basically it seems that you can't go "cba to do this" in ranked and get away with it. [h1][color=#00ffff]GAME #3[/color][/h1] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/HXPnplT.jpg?1[/IMG] DURRRR HERP DERP FLERP. This match was awful. I failed. I don't even know where to start. First of all I didn't even want to pick [[nautilus]], but decided to listen to my team's request. I got counter-jungled hard, hence the [[ruby sightstone]]. We still won every lane though. Then there was a Mexican stand-off at mid, [[lee sin]] dives the enemy team, we go in to save him, kill two before getting aced. Fuck, advantage gone. [[lee sin]] carries on suiciding, I carry on trying to save him. As soon as I stopped trying to save him, he started flaming me for not helping, team started flaming [[lee sin]] for being an idiot, enemy took Baron, we lost. [color=#00ff00][b]Things I did right:[/b][/color] According to me: Nothing. According to my team (except for Lee): Everything. Yes, this time I actually was focused and landed every single hook. Yay? [color=#ff0000][b]Things I did wrong:[/b][/color] Pfff. Yeah, everything I did this match resulted in death of a couple of enemies but I was still way, way to aggressive and eager to sacrifice myself to allow my team to pick up some kills. [color=#808080][b]Final thoughts:[/b][/color] Selfless gameplay doesn't work in soloQ, it also doesn't work at this rank. Also, I will pick what [i][b]I[/b][/i] think is best, not what my team thinks is best. [h1][color=#00ffff]GAME #4[/color][/h1] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/imTA5yJ.jpg?1[/IMG] This time I picked what I wanted. Yay for [[xin zhao]]. [color=#00ff00][b]Things I did right:[/b][/color] Picked what I wanted. [[Doran's Blade]] start definitely payed off. Ganks seemed to be clean and successful. Secured objectives such as t1 towers and dragon early. [color=#ff0000][b]Things I did wrong:[/b][/color] I don't think I made any mistakes that were, or could be, game changing. [color=#808080][b]Final thoughts:[/b][/color] [icon=xin zhao size=16][url=http://www.mobafire.com/league-of-legends/champion/xin-zhao-55]win nao[/url] for president. [h1][color=#00ffff]GAME #5[/color][/h1] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/pHEfvFJ.jpg?1[/IMG] Same story as with the previous match. I played [[tiger stance]] [[udyr]], killed off enemy laners, secured objectives asap. Our [[veigar]] was simply spectacular. [color=#00ff00][b]Things I did right:[/b][/color] Early aggression, ganks and objectives. Their [[volibear]] wasn't too shabby, but his jungle timing was way off, so I pretty much stole everything from him. :P [color=#ff0000][b]Things I did wrong:[/b][/color] Once again, this was a total stomp. All of us just snowballed out of control, and the enemy team gave up. [color=#808080][b]Final thoughts:[/b][/color] I think I'll definitely play [[udyr]] and [[xin zhao]] more, they seem to work rather well at this rank.[/quote]

[quote=OTGBionicArm]wow.jpg on that naut game. such skill. Nice games overall though and I wish you luck on your quest. :D[/quote]

[quote=I post stuff]Thanks and thanks. :3[/quote]

[quote=Ahruu]IF yo do want to duoq with the swagoverlordmasterking you can add me.[/quote]

[quote=Ahruu]^^ don't duo with that guy he has a lot of STD's :/[/quote]

[quote=I post stuff]DTD* - Duoq Transmitted desease. [h1][color=#00ffff]GAME #6[/color][/h1] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/VDGo8pN.jpg?1[/IMG] I really want to blame my team for everything but I know I fucked up as much as they have. Nobody banned [[shen]] so the enemy team instantly picked him. I hoped he would be a bad [[shen]] but unfortunately he wasn't. [[zed]] gave [[ryze]] FB straight away. Then started going all in on [[ryze]] constantly and dying. I tried to gank but every time [[shen]] ult stopped me. [color=#00ff00][b]Things I did right:[/b][/color] Nothing really. I wanted to do early ganks again but everyone kept dying. I guess I didn't feed much, that's a +. [color=#ff0000][b]Things I did wrong:[/b][/color] Fail invades. I wanted to kill [[sejuani]] in her jungle but failed to notice it was warded. I also mis-judged how weak my teammates were which resulted in them dying when I ganked (which wasn't good even though I managed to score a kill). [color=#808080][b]Final thoughts:[/b][/color] Meh, there's not much to learn from matches like these to be honest. We got stomped, that's all there is to it. Better luck next time.[/quote]

[quote=Ahruu][quote=I post stuff] DTD* - Duoq Transmitted desease. [h1][color=#00ffff]GAME #6[/color][/h1] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/VDGo8pN.jpg?1[/IMG] I really want to blame my team for everything but I know I fucked up as much as they have. Nobody banned [[shen]] so the enemy team instantly picked him. I hoped he would be a bad [[shen]] but unfortunately he wasn't. [[zed]] gave [[ryze]] FB straight away. Then started going all in on [[ryze]] constantly and dying. I tried to gank but every time [[shen]] ult stopped me. [color=#00ff00][b]Things I did right:[/b][/color] Nothing really. I wanted to do early ganks again but everyone kept dying. I guess I didn't feed much, that's a +. [color=#ff0000][b]Things I did wrong:[/b][/color] put the picture upside down* [color=#808080][b]Final thoughts:[/b][/color] Meh, there's not much to learn from matches like these to be honest. We got stomped, that's all there is to it. Better luck next time. [/quote] fixd it for ya[/quote]

[quote=I post stuff]Oh snap! Totally didn't notice. [h1][color=#00ffff]GAME #7[/color][/h1] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/yGGVbaY.jpg?1[/IMG] It started well but ended badly. Because [[Kha'Zix]]. I'll blame my team this time He got crushed in lane by [[jayce]]. Then a skirmish happened in our jungle which we won, but [[taric]] and [[ezreal]] were at very low HP after it. Instead of backing they decided to push the bot tower, [[kha'zix]] went to cherry pick them but we had a ward at dragon and in the river so he must've failed to do so, right? [img=http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/004/696/CA3P1RKDCAZVSBQYCAID1U6DCAQ90GNYCAUU7YDZCARZ8HQ1CA2PDXM5CA685PHYCASOC7Q4CAABPFGDCACH8FUBCAHNVLTSCAE4LPUJCAHO0LU0CAV54DX0CA0XGIK7CAF3APE0CA59VGIYCAJF8A1R20110724-22047-1npe835.jpg] They didn't see [[kha'zix]] coming. We even pinged on the map to wake them up but no no avail. So [[kha'zix]] gets a double kill and a red buff. Shortly after he scored another double kill in a similar fashion. SO YEAH. Oh and, [[ezreal]] missed 90% of his skill shots. [[ryze]] thought it was a good idea to engage the enemy from behind instead of actually staying close to the rest of his team. I then realised that one was B1 and another was B2. [color=#00ff00][b]Things I did right:[/b][/color] A few good ganks I suppose. [color=#ff0000][b]Things I did wrong:[/b][/color] Ehhh, Idunnolol. ¯\(°_o)/¯ [color=#808080][b]Final thoughts:[/b][/color] I'm on a tilt.[/quote]

[quote=I post stuff][h1][color=#00ffff]GAME #8[/color][/h1] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/bD4yp9s.jpg?1[/IMG] (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ [color=#00ff00][b]Things I did right:[/b][/color] (ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ彡┻━┻ [color=#ff0000][b]Things I did wrong:[/b][/color] Flipped too many tables. [color=#808080][b]Final thoughts:[/b][/color] ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ) I'm still on a tilt [h1][color=#00ffff]GAME #9[/color][/h1] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/CJKVj8Y.jpg?1[/IMG] I actually won something lol. Wow, such skill. Their [[Lux]] and [[Lee Sin]] decided to swap lanes for some unknown reason. So, [[lux]] was top lane on the purple side against a proxy [[singed]]. Fuck logic. :3 I camped mid, helped [[brand]] snowball, then him and I went to feed on their bot lane for a bit. After that pushing was the name of the game. While the enemy team was chasing after [[singed]] we pushed all the way to their mid and bot t3 towers. We also got two easy Dragons. Kills-wise the match was even, the enemy team even held a one kill advantage for a while. However we were way, way ahead in terms of gold thanks to all the towers we took. Eventually my stupidity kinda won the game. The enemy team hid in the bush next to their Wraith camp, [[Leona]] and I were going past that bush, [[leona]] warded, saw enemies, pissed herself and ran away but I got caught. The blew EVERYTHING on me. Seriously, [[fiddlesticks]] ulted me, then [[varus]] ulted me, then [[volibear]] activated his ult before flinging me out of [[lux]] ult and finally [[lee sin]] ulted me to steal the kill from his team. Dafuq? Oh and, after I died [[lux]] threw her root in the general direction of my corpse. Meanwhile my team got close, the enemy team for some unknown reason decided to engage in a fight right after killing me. Maybe they thought "huehue it's 4v5 easy win". Needless to say the enemy team got destroyed since their ults were down. We took baron, steamrolled them in the next teamfight and they surrendered. [color=#00ff00][b]Things I did right:[/b][/color] Ze bait in the end. [color=#ff0000][b]Things I did wrong:[/b][/color] Eh, I'm not sure. I guess I should still avoid getting caught. [color=#808080][b]Final thoughts:[/b][/color] [[nasus]] for president. [h1][color=#00ffff]GAME #10[/color][/h1] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/JxHAlfj.jpg?1[/IMG] This was fucking intense. We managed to score a huge lead over the enemy during laning phase which prompted [[garen]] and bot lane to mindlessly towerdive. This cost us a couple of teamfights and so the match evened out. At some point [[corki]] kept getting assassinated instantly by [[fizz]]. There was nothing we could do about it so every fight ended evenly. Eventually though it became apparent that the enemy team lacks DPS to take us down before we do many bad things to [[fizz]]. [[zed]] couldn't do shit late game because [[taric]]. So, we win a fight but instead of rushing to Baron my team decides to chase the tanky as fuck [[sejuani]]. [[zed]] respawns (he died much sooner than the rest of his team), kills [[lux]]. Then I'm like "fuck it, Corki is up we're going Baron now". I pinged on the map, we did the riskiest Baron ever which I managed to secure with E+Q combo. Then I told my team to run around together and wait until one of the enemies does something dumb. We simply couldn't siege them otherwise. [[Fizz]] did something dumb; he went to push, we caught him, blew him up, went to their base, caught [[ashe]], blew her up also, did the same to [[zed]] and won. Close match nonetheless. Liked it. [color=#00ff00][b]Things I did right:[/b][/color] Good calls. Pretty good Baron secure. Catching [[fizz]] sharks which were meant for [[corki]]. [color=#ff0000][b]Things I did wrong:[/b][/color] Didn't get much farm on Q. Called a very risky Baron which could be easily stolen. [color=#808080][b]Final thoughts:[/b][/color] I need to rest. This match was intense as fuck.[/quote]

[quote=OTGBionicArm]Dat glow on the first game[/quote]