Gankplank is a very dirty champ. His early game is not the best but with the help of his trusty parley, you will be droppin' your cannon balls all over the enemy's face in no time. Use your magical flash to close in or get away from the noob you will be pwning top lane! Bring the new barrier to the field so you can dive that mother at level 3 when he thinks he has the advantage.

Your CS is low? DOESN'T MATTER! Gp's parley makes up for your ninja loving ways and gives you extra gold when you kill a minion and feast on it's booty.

Enemy in your face? Raise your arms high and blast that queef with your Q and let that dirty dirty poison you have eat away at them while you rip through minions! By now after feasting upon many creeps and you hunger for a much bigger meal! Well a pirate of your stature doesn't put up with just top lane kills! cast your ultimate and rain your dirty balls all over bot lanes face and watch as you out assist the support without having to change lanes.

Going mid and they say GTFO? How about GTF NO! Raise that bastards moral and parley the queer that dare stand against you when you are carving a dik sculpture out of their turret with your sword! After you take top turret, move your disease ridden champ down to the other lanes to start twisting everyone's nipples. Once you have your Trinity Force and the League of Cleavers, your parley will now melt the enemy team as you laugh your way to victory!

And this wouldn't be a GP build if I didn't mention oranges! You hold the power of removing any slow, any fear, and stun, and any silence, or suppression at will! Malz gettin fresh and rubbin up on your treasure chest? Kick that wizard in the balls and eat some oranges! Warwick gank you and you start to cry because you cant move? STFU and eat some oranges it will be K. Now get out there and start rubbing your dirty balls on the battlefield of justice. And if any noob wants to give you troubles, spam ORANGES SO IT'S K!!! in chat as you walk away alive every time.