Hello, fellow summoners. I go by PoonSlayer47. So I am a Diamond 1 main. I also have 6 smurf accounts in bronze 5. Elo hell is a pain in the *** to get out of. I can help you. This Teemo guide carried me to Diamond. People complained about feral flare being op. I agree and thats why you buy it on teemo. I am a 37 year old man, who streams for a living. You can check me out in the live cams section of redtube. I know you have all seen that Ron Jeremy add about growing your **** 6 inches in 6 weeks. It works. If you dont believe me, just check out my stream and my before and after photos.

Teamwork is very important. This all starts in picks and bans. Normally, I dont ban anyone, because no one is op enough. Your team may rage, but you cant ban a champ they may play on accident. Ok, pick order doesnt matter. You play teemo no matter what. I sugest putting clairvoyance and revive on, it makes people leave cuz they think you trollin. Also, calling them a dumb ***** helps get people on your side. Cussing them out works a lot, When they get mad, it helps them play better. Trust me, I have play tested this many times.

I dont see many cons to teemo, so I will jump to the pros.
He can go infinte invis. If any other champ could be always invis, they would be nerfed. All that I need to say.

Farming isnt needed. Your runes make up for all the farm you miss. Also all of the kills you get make up for farm you miss. tell your support to not farm also, even though you arent farming. If the support takes your farm, just leave and rage

All I need to say is Freelo. This can get you to Bronze 4 with ease.

So, in conclusion, this champ is broke. No down sides. After first blood, You snowball really hard. Good luck on the rift.