Yes, I am that summoner who teleports right when I'm needed in a teamfight, and ults a minion when I'm low on mana. Oh yeah, and how many times have my abilities completely quit working (yes, ALL of them), only to find QQQQEEEWWWR in the chat box? I'm getting better, but only r...e...a...l...l...y slowly.

I also suffer from CRS. This guide is really for myself - to help me remember all the things I should have done last game and didn't, so maybe I can do them right in the future. If you are as clueless as I am, you might find it helpful. Or at least you might laugh because you finally found someone worse than you :)

I don't really expect anyone to read this guide except me, and honestly, I'm sure that's best for everyone.

- Buy AD & AS items. Throw in a low-level defense item if necessary in-game. Like maybe magic resist.
- Evidently lifesteal is good too.

Max Rapid Fire (Q) first, Rocket Jump (W) last.

- Explosive Charge (E) then Rapid Fire (Q) is a good combo. Maybe add a Rocket Jump (W) if they're almost dead (& it's safe, haha).

- BONUS: Rocket Jump resets on champion kill. Finish 'em off with it & you can also escape with it!

- Another BONUS: The E-Q combo works on towers too.

- Figure out how to make good use of Tristana's ult Buster Shot. It would be really cool to be good enough to ult the enemy right into a friendly tower - maybe someday. Actually, would it work to ult someone who's chasing me when I'm low on health? I'll have to try it & see...

- Tristana is a marksman.
- She primarily does damage with autoattacks.
- Move around all the time, don't stand still.
- Stay at the edge of your range, don't get close if you don't have to.