Jam to these funky tunes while u unleash your rage as you get out of your doggy cage.

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SMOKE WEED ERRY DAY DOGG

10 out of 10 Snoop Doggs agree that Gettin Blazed while being a dog will increase your eye sight.
(This will let you play in non-color blind mode.)
Giving u an advantage because ur not handicapped like most pro streamers who are forced to play in color blind mode.

If you also throw yourself a bone it will prevent you from throwing the game, since everyone knows you can't throw more than one thing at a time.

Most people like to take their "Top Dog" into top lane but the best of the best know that man's best friend is always the core of a good team. Mid lane Doggy Style is just so damn sexy you can't argue with that.
Many pro players seem to think Snoop is onto something with his innovative mid lane Doge, but on another note Snoop also mains da Doggy in the Jungle to farm his Cannabis Garden.The entire jungle is just a waste but the Wolves are amoung the best Doge friends u got. You see the most gold efficient way to grow your own herbs is in the jungle. Summoner's rift has many unique environmental places to farm up. So hand yourself some cows and get on a damn tractor because you're gonna be farmin all day. You can also take out the Orange Doge walk away and then walk back and stand inbetween the 2 mini blue doggies to trick your enemies, they won't even see it coming.

now give a dog a "biscuit"? and boy are we getting dat straight up "High" elo.Whether its a Cookie, Cake, Brownie, or even Biscuit you're gonna need dat hazy goodness son. Just look at the picture above, you have John Bain, commonly known by his online alias TotalBiscuit, & Jeffrey Shih, known as TrumpSC the cookie eating fanatic and a Diamond league player. Now if that isn't enough proof to eat a dessert while you play Snoop Dogg I don't know what is.

Animals

Cow

Animal Champs just like da Dog can either be a great ally or just another animal that you can't even communicate with. The Cow seems to be alright.
5/10

Bird

A bird, protect her from all those naughty cats and you'll win.
6/10

Snake

most animals are safe but a Snake can be one of the most toxic types of players, breakin the rules and being toxic is just bm.
2/10

Fish

A fish, protect him from all those naughty cats and you'll win.
6/10

Pony

Hes a trick jabrony pony, can you even run away from or trust this guy?
3/10

Octopus?

I hear this guy has a daughter around my age so imam give him some good rep *wink wink* hook me up kass.
10/10

Bug

Ever had bugs and flees on your bare skin, you naked body? YEAH WELL THEY'RE FOOKIN GROSS.
0/10

Fake Dog

Hes not even real might as well have an afk.
-2/10

Mermaid

well well well wut do we have here? a lil' qt3.14 dang, she so damn cute u just gotta see her water ur plants 4 u, a match made in the water really wet dog if u no wut I mean.
7/10

Cat

when has this ever worked besides Disney, Rule34, true love story, the internet, & everytime? Damn catdog, Doggystyle*****, #LCSbigLoveStories.
9/10 ~ True Love Story R34 Disney Ketchup Packages

Yeti

Yeti's are so strong how could this go wrong? wait im getting something... what?! your tellin me the lil boi on the back is Nunu?!
... 2/10

Armor-*****

That's som kinky stuff rite der son.
8/10

Aligaytor

Snoop Dogg dun swing dat way son. sheesh pshhhh aliGaytors nowadays.
2~10/10

chameleon

Rango was a terrible movie riot geam pls make ur own original N gud content.
0/10

Pig rider

Boars, pigs der all da same. Girl on a pig? now that's just lame.
2/10

Dragon

HOT MAMA SHES ON FIRE!
2/10

Scorpion

first he gets you, then he gets you, and after than, he gets you.
3/10

Unicorn

My Little Raka mi lil' raka OHOHOHOHHHHH WHY ARE THESE SO MANY SORAKA MAINS IN CHALLENGER!
4/10

Rat

Slay the rat! Slay them all!
1/10

God Himself

Its a bird! Its a bear?! Its NO RESPECT!
2/10

Octopus?!

Praise the all mighty Flying Spaghetti Monster.
9/10

Polibear

what a lazy pun shoot my damn self a gun riot why.
1/10

WTF?!

I thought my brother was locked up! WHO LET THIS DOG OUT WHO WHO WHO WHO?!
10/10

Son Goku

Monkey business sheeeshhhh. I know Goku is broken high win% but come on that's just Monkeyin around folks.
4/10

Honorable Mentions

Sun

Praise her power for if not for thy sun, my weeds would be dun.
10/10

Weed

Free Win nuff said.
∞/10

Flubber

This guy is a trap, DO NOT try to smoke him, it'll straight up kill you.
0/10

Gardener

She hook u up with dem "seeds" grow dem "plants".
10/10

Summery for Synergy and Matchups

don't get me wrong I would totally bang ahri but she aint showing as a real fox and that's just Warwick x Ahri territory, swain/fid aint birds they don't even fly, as for the Yordles and Trundle? That's just asking for Trundle x Teemo u sick people oh god.

You just can't argue with doggy style.
- Mahatma Gandhi (aka Gandhi Bomb)

You just can't argue with doggy style.
- Shrek (aka Green Ogre)

You just can't argue with doggy style.
- Bloody Marry, The Period "13itch" (aka female Dog)

You just can't argue with doggy style.
- Tuesday Nights (aka Yesterday)