FalseoGod's journey to Narnian Elo

[quote=FalseoGod]Judging by my reaction to random ass/genitalia picks from males or females you'd think I'm asexual. I dunno polse, people have made that question so many times I thought it was known by the regulars. You still suck. Also, played more games today, at ~60 LP in Gold IV, people are still major morons it's beautiful. I even saw stuff like [[caitlyn]] E away from the [[sona]] she was trying to kill, [[ahri]] miss her ult 3 times while chasing our [[draven]], finally manage to pass the dragon wall with flash and dying coz no mana left hurr durr, [[riven]] die 2v1 at our red and giving first blood even though she had spent the entire time knowing the jungler and top were there while trying to trade at a disadvantage, etc. Also, I got another triple kill today as [[lulu]], got dived by a [[nasus]], [[leona]] and [[varus]]. I did die at the end tho :c[/quote]

[quote=Pølsemanden]It is known by the regulars that i suck :p[/quote]

[quote=Jovy]it's true[/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod]Funny, the regulars know that about me as well :>[/quote]

[quote=Pheyniex]oh the ambiguity....[/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod]A few people have been nagging me about not having reached plat yet, and some of the people who got there have motivated me towards doing it as well. Played 3 ranked games today, all victories. First was [[elise]] jungle, where I didn't do well at all since I either reached the lane when the enemy laner was dead/gank was happening and my laner was dead and I couldn't clean up, or as I started getting kills people would blow their flashes to kill me. I'm not kidding but I died 5 times, all of those deaths flashed into. Second game I picked [[diana]] onto an [[anivia]], they first blooded me on blue with an invasion ([[shen]]/[[anivia]]/[[leona]]) and Shen jungle (lol) got the kill. From then on I got 9 kills and didn't die once, their Anivia was pretty bad and I was able to troll a nice bit and just dance around fights. Last game was just now: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Y5Tuc4g.jpg[/IMG] First blood on Kha with [[ignite]], then a kill top, then I gave a kill bot, etc etc. Died once to [[nasus]], who actually got good cs and early Q damage from coming to the lanes to push to tower after the laner was dead. He did some good ganks but we snowballed on them pretty fast. Plus, [[ezreal]] went manmode summoner spells and his penis was cut off. People play sobad during summer[/quote]

[quote=Arcana3]Its the summer time... KIDS ARE BAD :D we should duo, and i'll play quinn, and man mode everyone and you'll be like :O[/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod]I could support that but with a support that can take people off you more effectively than blitz. I'm also concerned about how bad their [[diana]] was, but that's another story :>[/quote]

[quote=Pheyniex]^ did you just mention [[Jarvan]]??[/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod]First series for Gold 3 got my heart bleeding. The amount of accumulated stupidity is amazing http://www.twitch.tv/falseogod/b/434811572[/quote]