IN THIS GUIDE I GIVE YOU THE IDEA OF HOW TO PLAY TRYNDAMERE AND BE A THREAT. I DON'T WANT TO TEACH YOU HOW TO PLAY THE WHOLE GAME(THAT WILL BE TOO MUCH TEXT THAT YOU WOULDN'T READ ANYWAY), THAT'S WHY NO EXPLANATIONS WILL BE GIVEN BELOW.

SAME GUIDE, RUSSIAN VERSION(NOT EDITED FOR 3 SEASON, TOO LAZY): lol-game.ru/guides/1240/

TO PLAY TRYNDAMERE YOU NEED TO:
1. HAVE AT LEAST ONE HAND WITH ONE FINGER(IT IS REALLY HARDER TO PLAY WITH YOUR NOSE, TONGUE, LEGS OR ****, TRUST MY EXPERIENCE)
IT IS PREFERED TO HAVE BOTH ARMS WITH 2 FINGERS(ONE ON EACH) TO BE ABLE TO USE MOUSE AND KEYBOARD SIMULTANEOUSLY (ALTHOUGH PLAYING WITH ONE FINGER IS STILL NORMAL FOR TRYNDAMERE)
2. BE ABLE TO FARM
3. BE ABLE TO COUNT UNTIL 5
4. BE READY TO TAKE CRITICISM, AND ANWSER ACCORDINGLY (EX. ENEMY: HEAL AND ULTY GJ. YOU: IF YOU WERE GOOD YOU WOULD PREDICT THAT.)
THIS IS IMPORTANT BECAUSE TRYNDAMERE IS OFTEN THE MOST HATED PERSON IN THE GAME, AND WHEN SOMEONE WANTS TO PUT HIS BLAME ON SOMEONE ELSE, YOU ARE TARGET #1.

YOU ARE A BARBARIAN, YOU DO WHAT YOU WANT AND WHEN YOU WANT. EVEN DEATH CANNOT STOP YOU.

PROS
+HUGE DAMAGE PER SECOND
+SOUND OF SPINNING SLASH IS AWESOME
+EVERYONE IS AFRAID OF YOU, IF YOU DON'T SUCK. (LOOK HOW THESE ****S RUN AWAY FROM YOU)

CONS
-REQUIRES A LOT OF FARM
-THE HARDEST THING IS TO SURVIVE TEAMFIGHT
-YOU WILL GET ALL THE CROWD CONTROL ENEMY POSESS.
-IF YOU PLAY BAD, EVERY ONE IN YOUR TEAM WILL BLAME YOU AND ONLY YOU FOR LOSING A GAME. BE SURE YOU WILL GET 9 REPORTS.

STARTING ITEMS
SOME COMBINATION OF THESE ITEMS


ARE YOU PLAYING TRYNDAMERE?
YES: INFINITY EDGE PHANTOM DANCER MERCURIAL SCIMITAR
NO: INFINITY EDGE PHANTOM DANCER MERCURIAL SCIMITAR

IF YOU ARE TOO NOOB TO USE MERCURIAL SCIMITAR, I ADVISE YOU TO PLAY NOT TRYNDAMERE. THIS ITEM ON TRYNDAMERE IS MUST. YOU CAN BE EASILY COUNTERED BY GOOD PLAYERS, BUT THANKS RIOT THIS ITEM TURNS THE TABLES. IF YOU CAN'T USE ACTIVE ITEMS, TAKE SOMEONE EASY MODE LIKE RYZE TO COMPENSATE YOUR LACK OF GAME EXPERIENCE.

ASK YOURSELF THIS:
ARE MY ENEMIES CASTING A LOT OF **** IN MY GENERAL DIRECTION? MERCURY'S TREADS
ELSE BERSERKER'S GREAVES
BUT NOT BOTH, EITHER YOU HAVE TWO FEET(COMMON MISTAKE)

DOES ENEMY TEAM STACK ARMOR? LAST WHISPER
OR THE BLACK CLEAVER

DOES MY TEAM HAVE NO DISABLES? FROZEN MALLET

AM I A BALLER? GUARDIAN ANGEL
GETTING GUARDIAN ANGEL INSTEAD OF ANOTHER BLOODTHIRSTER IS SITUATIONAL, DO SO ONLY IF ENEMY TEAM HAS A PACK OF IGNITES OR(AND) "DAMAGE OVER TIME" SPELLS. (NOT WORTH MAKING THIS SINCE MERCURIAL SCIMITAR IS BETTER)

DO I HAVE A PING OF 9000 AND CANNOT LAST HIT? BLOODTHIRSTER

I WANT TO DEAL MORE DAMAGE? BLOODTHIRSTER

I WANT TO BE CARRY? BLOODTHIRSTER

I WANT TO BE AN AOE CARRY? RAVENOUS HYDRA
IF YOUR TEAM CONTAINS SOME ONE, WHO CAN GATHER YOUR ENEMIES IN RANGE OF HYDRA(DIANA, ORIANNA), THIS BECOMES A MUST HAVE. YOU WILL DESTROY ENEMY TEAM AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT.

I WANT TO BE A NINJA? YOUMUU'S GHOSTBLADE (UNLESS YOU ARE TOO NOOB TO HAVE TWO ACTIVE ITEMS)

DO I WANT A RIDICULOUS AMOUNT OF LIFESTEAL?
BLOODTHIRSTER BLOODTHIRSTER BLOODTHIRSTER

I HAVE FREE SPACE LEFT IN INVENTORY? BLOODTHIRSTER

POSSIBLE BOOT ENCHATMENTS: ALACRITY, FUROR

WELCOME TO A LAND OF MIRACLES WHERE UNICORNS RIDE ON RAINBOWS. YOU NEED A HAT SO YOU PROTECT YOUR PRECIOUS TRYNDAMERE'S HEAD FROM SUN. SOMEHOW YOU WILL NEED ONLY ONE BOOT TO COME ALL THE WAY TO THE TOWER, WHERE A BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS IS LOCKED. THIS SWORD WILL HELP YOU TO DEFEAT A DRAGON THAT GUARDS THIS TOWER. USE TO CRUSH THE FRONT DOOR OF THAT TOWER AND RESCUE THAT PURE INNOCENT CHILD FROM THE FORCES OF EVIL. DONT FORGET TO STAY BARBARIC AND RAPE HER, LIKE YOU DID RAPE THE DEAD DRAGON BEFORE(YES YOU DID).

MORE DETAILED MAGICKS HERE

MUST HAVE: FLASH

SECOND CHOICE:
HEAL
OR
EXHAUST
OR
BARRIER

DONT FORGET TO EDIT MASTERIES SO THEY FIT YOUR SICK SUMMONER SPELLS PREFERENCE

TAKE IGNITE
IF YOU DECIDE TO MAKE TRYNDAMERE A WIZARD

YOU KNOW, IF YOU ARE TAKING MASTERIES OTHER THAN I ADVICE, YOU NEED AN APTITUDE TEST. THE ONLY THING CHANGEABLE IS 3 POINTS FROM RESISTANCE TO HARDINESS, IN CASE YOU ARE GOING TO LANE AGAINST SOMEONE WHO RELIES ON PHYSICAL ATTACKS.

DAMAGE MARKS ARE NOW BETTER THAN ARMOR PENETRATION, THEY ALSO IMPROVE YOUR LAST HITTING TALENTS AND MAKE YOU THINK "WOW I LASTHIT SO GOOD IMA PRO".

ARMOR AND MAGIC RESISTANCE ARE GOOD CHOICE.

IF YOU DON'T BELIVE ME - YOU SHOULD GO READ ABOUT ARMOR AND MAGIC RESISTANCE(GOOGLE).

1. FARM

1. FARM
2. DO NOT LET ENEMY TEAM WIN THE GAME YET.

1. I HOPE YOU ARE FULL BUILD NOW
2. PARTICIPATE IN TEAMFIGHTS
3. WIN THE GAME

1. DO EVERYTHING YOU CAN, SO YOU NEVER EVER DIE. DIEING DELAYS YOUR BUILD, WHICH IS VERY BAD.
2. IN MOST CACES FARMING DELIVERS MORE MONEY THAN KILLS. (1 KILL IS ALMOST EQUAL TO 17 CREEPS)
3. YOU MUST REMEMBER WHAT COUNTERS YOU:
EXHAUST (ATTENTION: DURATION IS NOT DECREASED BY TENACITY)
IGNITE
TEEMO (BLIND)
NASUS (SLOW)
AND REMEMBER, TO COUNTER ALL THIS **** YOU MUST SIMPLY CLICK ON MERCURIAL SCIMITAR

MALZAHAR ULTS YOU? MERCURIAL SCIMITAR
ASHE STUNS(SLOWS) YOU AND RUNS AWAY? MERCURIAL SCIMITAR

USE QUICKSILVER SASH FOR THIS PURPOSE BEFORE YOU UPGRADE IT
YOU CAN ALSO USE MERCURIAL SCIMITAR TO GET SPEED BUFF IN THE TIME OF NEED.

YOU ASK YOUR LANE PARTNER TO NOT PUSH THE LANE AND LEAVE LASTHITS TO YOU, IF HE SAIS NO YOU THREATEN HIM TO GO AFK, OR TRY OTHER BLACKMAIL, OR GO TO OTHER LANE, OR STEAL HIS CREEPS(THANKS TRYNDA HIGH STARTING DAMAGE), OR GO AFK FOR REAL.
IF YOU ARE SOLO, LAND ONLY LASTHITS. IF YOUR ENEMY LEFT THE LANE, PUSH IT TO THE TOWER AND GO BACK BUY ITEMS, RETURN TO YOUR LANE, OR YOU CAN GO KILL NEUTRALS IN THE JUNGLE INSTEAD(THIS CAN BE MOST EASY COMPLETED IF YOU ARE MID).
HARRAS YOUR ENEMY WHEN POSSIBLE, BUT NOT BY THE COST OF CREEPS. KEEP YOUR SPINNING SLASH FOR LIFESAVING PURPOSES, OR TO GET A CREEP, BUT NOT FOR HARRASING.
REMEMBER TO STAY ALIVE AND FARM. GOING BACK WHEN ENEMY CREEPS ARE CLOSE TO YOUR TOWER IS ONE OF THE WORST MISTAKES YOU COULD EVER MAKE.

1. WAIT UTTIL ONE OF YOUR TEAM TANKS DAMAGE (SOMETIMES YOU CAN TANK, IF YOU ARE 100% SURE YOU WILL SURVIVE AND YOUR TEAM GETS A KILL(DO THIS ONLY WITH ULTIMATE READY(SERIOUSLY, ALLWAYS CHECK YOUR COOLDOWN ON ULTIMATE)))
2. GO IN
3. USE MOCKING SHOUT
4. CHOOSE AS A TARGET ENEMY, WHO DEAL MOST DAMAGE
5. STAB HIM
6. HE IS DEAD? YES - GO TO 4. NO - GO TO 5.

* WHEN YOU ARE ABUT TO DIE (AROUND 25% OF YOUR HEALTH) USE UNDYING RAGE AND START COUNTING. AT 3 SECONDS SPIN OUT AND AT 4.5 USE HEAL. GO TO 1

* REMEMBER TO THROW OFF CONTROLS FROM TRYNDAMERE BY USING MERCURIAL SCIMITAR

I'VE GOT SWORD OF THE OCCULT AFTER MY MERCURIAL SCIMITAR.
YOU ARE NOW BALLING OUT OF CONTROL.

DOES SPINNING SLASH SPIN THROUGH WALLS?
YES

DO MY ENEMIES HATE ME WHEN I SPIN?
OH YEAH, THEY ARE JEALOUS.

WHY NO JUNGLE?
BECAUSE TRYNDAMERE GETS A LOT MORE FARM KILLING CREEPS IN LANE. YOU ARE A MAN AND YOU SHOULDN'T BE AFRAID IF FACING THE ENEMY. LEAVE JUNGLE TO ANIMALS, NINJAS AND CLOWNS.

WHEN TO USE HEAL, BARRIER, EXHAUST AND FLASH?
HEAL HELPS YOU TO BE BACK IN THE TEAMFIGHT AFTER YOU USED ULTIMATE, FLASH HELPS YOU TO GET AWAY WHEN SPINNING SLASH IS ON A COOLDOWN. BARRIER IS USED TO BLOCK INCOMING DMG THAT CAN KILL YOU(DUH). EXHAUST PRIORITIES AD>BRUISER>AP>OTHER. EXHAUST+SHOUT TRANSFORM ENEMY DAMAGE INTO TRASH.

DOES ANY CROWD CONTROL STOP ME FROM CASTING UNDYING RAGE?
NO.

I FOLLOWED YOUR GUIDE AND I DIDN'T WIN!
BLAME YOUR TEAM.

REMEMBER, YOU ARE BARBARIAN AND YOU MUST ACT AS ONE.

ENEMY(WHEN YOU SLAIN HIM): TRYNDA IS NOOB CHAMP.
YOU: YOU JUST SAID YOU LOST TO A NOOB, WHO ARE YOU AFTER THAT, DUMBASS?

SOMEONE: TRYNDA IS NOOB NEED 0 SKILL YOU CAN'T PLAY BALANCED CHAMP GO 1V1 LATER
YOU: PUT YOUR TEARS HERE ----> \__/
(THX TO ARANNAN FOR THIS COMMENT)
(ACTUALLY I SAY "YEAH GO 1V1" BUT THIS IS UP TO YOU)

I MAY RAGE ENDLESSLY IN GAME, BUT YOU CRY ENDLESSLY ON THE CHATBOX
(THX TO FALSEOGOD FOR THIS COMMENT)

ENEMY: TRYNDAMERE IS SUCH A GAY CHARACTER.
YOU: STRANGE TO HEAR WORDS "GAY CHARACTER" FROM A GAY.

SAY THAT TO MY ***, ONLY *** DEALS WITH ****.

HOUSE ON FIRE SORRY (LEAVE GAME AND I AM NOT ENCOURAGING LEAVERS BUT GIVING YOU A LEGIT EXCUSE)

YOU CONFUSED ME WITH SOMEONE WHO GIVES A ****.

EVEN GOD COULDNT CARRY THIS TEAM. (AS AN OPTION - UNCARRYABLE)

SOMEONE: YOU PLAY VERY BAD.
YOU: BETTER THAN YOUR FACE.

DON'T FEEL BAD, A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE NO TALENT.

IT'S NOT BACKDOORING, IF TOWER HITS YOU FIRST. IT IS CALLED SELF DEFENSE.

THIS SECTOIN IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION, YOU ALSO CAN IMPROVE IT BY SENDING ME SOME MESSAGE.

TODAY EVRY LUCKY TRYNDAMERE OWNER CAN BUY HIM A DEMONBLADE SKIN, TO MAKE EVEN MORE FEAR, JEALOUCITY, AND RAGE ON THE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS BATTLEFIELDS.
HERE IS A TEASER:
Play Video
HERE IS HOW YOU SHOULD START WITH TRYNDAMERESEE HOW MUCH CREEPS? THAT AMOUNT IS CLOSE TO THE IDEAL. THE AMOUNT OF ENEMY CREEPS WHO CAME ON LANE IS 156 AT THIS MOMENT, IT MEANS I MISSED 8 CREEPS. LOOK AT THE AMOUNT OF GOLD I HAVE.
(RENGAR GANKED ME AND TOWERDIVED WITH VEIGAR. I HAD NO ULTI, BUT I WAS AWESOME ENOUGH TO PICK OUT VEIGAR(OH MY GOD LOOK AT HIS BUILD) AND STAY ALIVE)

OUR TEAM WAS OBVIOUSLY WINNING, AND WE FOCUSED ON PUSHING. HERE IS A PICTURE 5 MINUTES BEFORE THEY SURRENDERED

OVERALL YOUR WHOLE GAME EXPERIENCE SHOULD LOOK LIKE THIS (ENEMY IS A BANANA, TRYNDAMERE IS BLACK GUY)

PRACTICE IS THE NEXT STEP INTO PERFECTION. YOU CANNOT EXPECT TO READ GUIDE AND SUDDENLY BECOME A BETTER PLAYER. IN REALITY YOU MUST ADAPT TO YOUR SURROUNDINGS AND PREDICT. KNOWING IS HALF THE GAME, BUT NOT ALL OF IT. THIS IS ONE OF THE ASPECTS NO GUIDE CAN TEACH YOU, NO MATTER HOW INFORMATIVE IT IS. A PRIOR EXAMPLE WOULD BE ASHE'S ARROW. YOU CAN READ ABOUT IT ALL DAY AND UNDERSTAND IT'S MECHANISM, BUT YOU WILL FAIL TO LAND A PERFECT SHOT WITHOUT PRACTICE. REALISTICLY EVERYTHINDG IN LIFE WILL PLAY OUT DIFFERENTLY THEN ANTICIPATED. EVERYTIME YOU ENGAGE A TEAM BATTLE IT'S DIFFERENT, BECAUSE THERE ARE TOO MANY UNCONTROLLED VARIABLES LIKE DIFFERENT TIMING, POSITIONING, SKILLS, ECT. THE DICTIONARY IS THE ONLY PLACE THAT SUCCESS COMES BEFORE WORK.

MISTAKES ARE A SIGN OF PROGRESS. EXPERIENCE IS THE NAME EVERYONE GIVES TO THEIR MISTAKES.