Following the concept of spells, runes and powers that are easy or automatic to trigger, I advise items which don't need activation so you are sure to not forget to use them
More precisely here is a standard base but always adapt it to the opponent team composition :
(Hint : Consider you did adapt the standard build to face tanky Top, strong AD Mid and strong AP Bot)
First, every plan, as good as it can be, will be confronted with reality where various problems will appear :
Now you are ready for anything, remember the goal of the game and how it will work to reach it :
It is very nice and fun to rush after kill and revenge (check the reward is worth at least) but it won't make you win a game for sure while getting and defending these objectives will make you reach victory.
To help you there are several minor bonus (
Jungle plants), 2 bonus (
Blue buff and
Red buff), 3 major bonus (
Rift Herald, Dragon and
Nashor) and finally a
mini-map you should check super regularly (like every 2s).
More details in the great
PsiGuard's jungle Rek'Sai guide.
Concerning Teemo :
General advices :
Become an oracle and predict the future like a great chess master ! Apply Sun Tzu principles of war : attack where the enemy is weak, defend your strategic places and keep in mind the long term objective : Nexus !
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- Be shy : use Guerrilla Warfare passive a lot, go in bushes, even if obvious it stress opponent. |
- Be careful : poke and run away is what you should do most of the time, especially early game. |
- Be patient : focus creation of good trap condition and avoid diving towers or chasing opponents. | |
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Advices Lvl 1 to 5 :
Be fast at beginning and choose between invade, helping your jungler or rush to hide on your lane.
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- Don't die ! reaching lvl 6 to get Noxious Trap is key, better xp and farm than greed and die. |
- Farm decently to get Fiendish Codex or Stinger asap (unless you Sup then just poke). Placing one AA on each minions with the poison DOT will help outfarm opponent and push fast . |
- Poke opponent and make him miss minions with Blinding Dart (especially the cannon minion) | |
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Advices Lvl 6 and beyond :
Use wisely your
Noxious Trap modifying their positioning regularly to create
ShroomLand !
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⮚ Noxious Trap should be under your tower, closely outside minions path, on potential Jungler path or launch on minions only if there is a champion impacted too. Avoid farming with them unless to destroy a tower with a fast push or save a tower from a big wave of minions. |
⮚ Use the "bump" effect when a Noxious Trap is launched on another Noxious Trap. |
⮚ Don't place them too close from each others, DOT don't add. |
⮚ Always keep in mind your "escape route" with at least 1 or 2 Noxious Trap already positioned and 1 in reserve on you which may save your life in case of emergency. |
⮚ From mid game, try to always keep a Noxious Trap placed at Nashor entrance pit. | |
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Advices Top / Mid / Bot :
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♬ Mid lane : The best place to have a strong impact on the whole game and carry. It's also the best place to counter an impactful opponent and to avoid feeders trollers to be at this key position. |
♫ Top lane : Great place to reach and destroy the top inhibitor solo and control Nashor area. |
♫ Bot lane Sup : Great place to insure a good teamfight power and get kills assists. |
♪ Bot lane ADC : Average place with middle range and the (rarely met) need to have a good Sup. | |
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Tower trapping example for each lane but find YOUR most efficient spots to place each
Noxious Trap :
- Top Lane -
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Focus to get the tower and roam to get kills in the jungle or on other lanes if your opponent is tanky. |
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Rush to hide mid at start and if opponent don't wave clear well, push hard and try to get the first tower. |
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Beware a lot the potential burst lvl 1/2 from 2 opponents, avoid early stuns at all costs ( Braum ☠) |
Use a lot the bushes and invisibility to pressure opponents and use Blinding Dart on opponent ADC. |
If you are ADC, it is useful to work duo-lane style sharing farm when you try to make an ambush. | |
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If ambushed and not spotted, place Stealth Ward so opponent sees glimpse of it and watch him stress
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DIFFICULY :
Easy : can't miss
Medium : some skill and right timing is needed
Hard : some luck and patience is needed
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Trap the surroundings of Control Ward and other visible bonus placed by your team (Bard heals, aso)
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Become invisible right in front of enemies to taunt their spells (fun if they can't launch them without target)
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Use /laugh and /all for jokes, taunts and comments which may tilt opponent(s) and help trapping
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When chased, turn a corner or enter a brush, stop, become invisible and let enemies pass
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Run from brush A to B being spotted, Flash backward in brush A and watch enemies search brush B
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If your inhibitor is free, trap heavyly its surroundings and wait the (not so) smart opponent(s) to backdoor
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Use Blinding Dart just before an opponent try to hit the jump plant to escape and kill him while he "miss"
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Hide* in the Dragon pit or Nashor pit and choose between "kill them all" or "steal" if opponents try to do it
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* : Use "target champion only" option to hide literally inside Nashor and other big jungle monsters.
Finally, here is a great video of some various funny plays which may inspire you :
Teemo plays and Evil plans
Playing Teemo is never neutral, for your opponents of course but also for your companions. You may need to reassure them from the champions selection : "I will play well, I will help, we will win together !"
(You can also do the opposite but that would deserve a "Trolling" chapter not covered within this guide)
Communication is key so explain them you trap, you won't go towards them, they need to bait towards you.
They can also help confusing opponents with /all trashtalk like "report Teemo afk", "he's at your red", aso.
WARNING : Beware when ambushed and your team-mates cross the line between you and opponent(s). Being aware may avoid you silly death like due to
Blitzcrank trying to hook a team-mate behind you.
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Helping team :
Try to trap enemy jungler paths, Nashor pit and other team towers with Noxious Trap which will both help and gives you occasionally free kills. For teamfights try to flank or get behind opponents staying invisible and wait teamfight start to attack targeting mainly opponents ADC or Mid.
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Sacrificing team :
If lazy too far from a teamfight obviously soon lost, better prepare an ambush under tower. Once opponents come launch a Noxious Trap within them, start the combo (cf below) and launch a 2d Noxious Trap 2s after the first. You may get a double or triple kill on such action.
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"The most difficult aspect in the AA / Q / AA combo is to press Q right between the 2 AA you see ?"
Teemo has another mythical combo with cataclysmic effects. These revelations must be kept secret !
Ideal conditions : An opponent walks on a
Noxious Trap while you are standing still nearby.
Perfect combo :
Corrupting Potion / Auto Attack /
Blinding Dart / Auto Attack /
Ignite.
Breathe, focus, relax, this combo seems way too complex to master but you got the potential I feel it !
It will create several various, cumulative and simultaneous effects :
The combo stays the same even if some of these powers are on cooldown or if you don't have all items.
1)
Noxious Trap AOE Slow between 30% and 50% during 4s.
2)
Noxious Trap AOE DOT with 200 to 450 (+ 0.5 AP) magic damage during 4s.
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Noxious Trap AOE vision of enemies for all your team during 4s.
4) Trigger AOE
Arcane Comet with 30 to 100 (+ 0.2 AP) damage.
5) Trigger
Scorch with 10 to 30 magic damage.
6) Trigger
Liandry's Torment magic damage DOT of 2% of the enemies health during 3s.
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Corrupting Potion DOT with 15 to 30 magic damage during 3s.
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Corrupting Potion health and mana regeneration for
Teemo.
9) 2 AA with each triggering
Toxic Shot making 10 to 50 (+ 0.3 AP) magic damage and DOT poison with 6 to 30 (+ 0.1 AP) magic damage every second during 4s (DOT don't add but get refreshed)
10) 2 AA with each triggering
Nashor's Tooth passive making 15 (+ 0.15 AP) magic damage.
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Blinding Dart with 80 to 260 (+ 0.8 AP) magic damage.
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Blinding Dart Blinding opponent between 1.5 and 2.5s.
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Ignite DOT of 80 to 505 true damage during 5s.
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Ignite reduction of 40% of the opponent's heal and regeneration during 5s.
Considering the extra 50% attack speed from
Nashor's Tooth + 20 to 80% attack speed from
Guerrilla Warfare + 18% attack speed from
Legend: Alacrity you will probably place 4 or 5 Auto-Attacks within 2s.
The AOE effects will damage all other opponents close to your primary target, great to defend towers.
All these damage getting a boost increase of 2 to 10 % with
Liandry's Torment and of 7% if opponent is below 40% life with
Coup de Grace.
Voilà ! Should be an easy kill totally secure (and probably an opponent crying "noob champ" or "WTF")
Victory ! The enemies are defeated and their nexus is no more ...
Bravo ! Try to make some final jokes ;)
Don't be too hard though, they may play with you next game and luck always plays a part in victory.
Whatever the result, don't let small things tilt you and just play again or have a break IRL if needed.
Hope you will find in this guide a funny, easy and efficient way to play
Teemo and to enjoy good games. If something is not clear, read the guide again, then read it a third time, everything should be clear now.
Even if this is obviously the best
* guide EU world galaxy of all times written in the marble of divine laws, I am still very open to comments for improvements and will try my best to answer any questions you may have.
Regards,
Dzopilant (
Because laugh can save the world !)
* : the 2
d best guide being the famous yet not well-known
Fallout Ziggs guide
PS : There were 32 Noxious Trap in the guide (well ... 33 now), you are gifted to still be alive ! |
 ☣ ☣ Revelations ☣ ☣ Open before opening 💣 SPOILER !💣 below !
This Revelations guide is part of the "Resident series" with 3 levels of difficulty and knowledge :
Rank C : Angel of innocence. You stop at the Beginner's guide.
Rank B : Scout of Bandel. You get the PS above.
Rank A : Devil of Doom. You get the PS below.
PS : There were 49 Noxious Trap in the guide (well ... 50 now), you are godlike to still be alive !
Not familiar with Resident ? No time to search and crack this puzzle ? Open the second spoiler.
DO NOT OPEN NEXT SPOILER IF YOU WANT TO SEARCH YOURSELF !
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 💣 SPOILER ! 💣 Do not open before reading ☣ ☣ Revelations ☣ ☣ above !
Finish the game then start again = Read the guide then go back to the beginning.
Check the options before launching the game = Check the Introduction chapter.
Choose and click on "Hard" mode = Choose and click on " Doom" mode.
OR, if not interested to know where was this "secret passage", just click HERE !
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First a big thanks to YOU ! Writing is meaningless without a reader. He will say it better than me :
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Then I am proud to say I was able to do everything without the help of Jhoijhoi's
Making a Guide guide (trashtalk is real, thanks you sooo much
Jhoijhoi ♡, you are the fairy of nice guides)
Special thanks to
Hoppermh for helping with bbcode, to
Swuft for his advices and inspiration from his wicked
Ye olde Pantheon Top guide, to
AP WormMaW Mid for his tremendous support and friendly streams (check
AP WormMaW Mid twitch) and to
Seth346 (better known as Crs Dekar and author of the fabulous
Best Riven world guide) for helping me with this guide.
In total there are 11 great guides links to enjoy beyond this one, an upvote to them would be kind.
Big thanks to all the Mobafire team, nothing here would even exist without them.
Finally, I own none of the artwork, huge thanks and all the credits goes to these gifted artists :
- All officials LOL splash art and wallpapers artists.
- The official Resident evil Revelations Artbook artcover artist.
- Darynian on Deviant art for the "Save the world" Teemo.
- Dontsayme on Deviant art for "Omega squad" Teemo.
- LhOo on Deviant art for the "Theoric plan / Reality" Teemo.
- Aras-Chan on Deviant art for the "I love you" Teemo.
- All the others if I forgot any (let me know about it ... mmm ... maybe me in fact ?)
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